When I grow up...

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I want to be just like him! Although in my case, I'll just have to be born again...



The above is called "tricking". Sounds as cool as it looks huh? Yeah, I thought so myself. You know, they say it's never too late to learn anything right? Well, I can pull off a few miserable handstands with support if that's a start [long pause]... Okay, I'll just wait to be reborn.



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Gisele Bundchen never had a baby!

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So these are some pictures of (the hottest damn thing you’ll ever lay eyes on in this side of the Milky Way) Gisele Bundchen, after she apparently had a baby. My question is… what baby?

"yes, I just had a baby yesterday..."

To have a body like she never-did-conceive only after 3 months from “giving birth”, is something even beyond the highest of powers could achieve, and so I’m somewhat skeptical.

 someone spelled 'skeptical' wrong...

I’m not here to tell you how she’s just the most perfect life form that every walked the earth, or that she represents all my deepest desire and that I want to be with her, or even compare her with any other female mortals because to do so would be just laughably absurd. No one compares a divine being to mere specks of insignificance; like us humans anyway.

This is a conspiracy!

 and this... never happened.

“I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds.”

Yeah right you did. You know G, I liked you a lot more before you lied straight through your perfectly gorgeous teeth.

"I did stuff like this when I was pregnant"

 still don't believe me?

NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME!?

Told you so. Mind you, these are pictures of her only after 3 months from giving birth! Btw, did you guys notice how perfectly hot she was?

The stuff that's out of legends. Just like a freaking greek myth! 

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I Gotcha'd my mom on Hitz.fm and won an iPhone!

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I won the "Best Gotcha of the Day" pranking my mother. The most expensive thing I've ever won period, not to mention probably the only time I actually won something! Unfortunately I'm not an iPhone fan, so I'm giving it to my mom, but still yay me!

Check the Gotcha here. 

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E-Class W212 Launch Party

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the senior management

the interns

if you need to know, MJ's song was on

it would have been a nice picture if my face wasn't cut off

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E-Class W212 Gala Launch

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I think I owe you people a Mercedes update [insert evil grin]. Although I'm not quite sure if I'm even allowed to do what I'm gonna do, after all these pictures aren't exactly mine. So sorry MBM if I did what i did, but even though what I did wasn't what I should do, we'll just go right ahead and forget it right? Cause it's last year's pictures anyway come on. (Did you guys notice the sentence was slightly confusing? Totally intended)

Preparation and the E-Class unveiling. 1000 invited guests, buffet and alcohol free-flow with orchestra, performances and hosted by Marion Caunter. Filtered over 2000 pictures by various photographers, so here are 15 for you. What? You expected more?

Inside

more coming up!

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