Gisele Bundchen never had a baby!

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So these are some pictures of (the hottest damn thing you’ll ever lay eyes on in this side of the Milky Way) Gisele Bundchen, after she apparently had a baby. My question is… what baby?

"yes, I just had a baby yesterday..."

To have a body like she never-did-conceive only after 3 months from “giving birth”, is something even beyond the highest of powers could achieve, and so I’m somewhat skeptical.

 someone spelled 'skeptical' wrong...

I’m not here to tell you how she’s just the most perfect life form that every walked the earth, or that she represents all my deepest desire and that I want to be with her, or even compare her with any other female mortals because to do so would be just laughably absurd. No one compares a divine being to mere specks of insignificance; like us humans anyway.

This is a conspiracy!

 and this... never happened.

“I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds.”

Yeah right you did. You know G, I liked you a lot more before you lied straight through your perfectly gorgeous teeth.

"I did stuff like this when I was pregnant"

 still don't believe me?

NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME!?

Told you so. Mind you, these are pictures of her only after 3 months from giving birth! Btw, did you guys notice how perfectly hot she was?

The stuff that's out of legends. Just like a freaking greek myth! 

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